Argument I heard on the bus

steam-ghost-crystal:

band camp essentials:

1. your cell phone so you can check facebook during every break and even during rehearsal

2. a shirt that says “i dont even want to be here”

3. a car so you can drive home

atheistj:

Just the fact that Christopher Lee said that he “hopes he’ll be around to see the last Hobbit movie” completely breaks my heart.  And the fact that this movie, which is based on his favorite books, may very well be his last movie, makes me want to cry forever.

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(via dont-be-smart-mycroft)

clarknokent:

defekait:

if we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner

And there’s is a 10000% chance you gonna get fucked, so use that move wisely.

(via m-sayshello)

wings-for-castiel:

totallysonic:

iranawaywiththedoctor:

Things I shout while playing any video game ever:

  • YOU FUCKING HOE
  • YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
  • I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
  • FUCKING BALLS
  • OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK 
  • YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
  • I HATE THIS GAME
  • FUCK
  • FUCKING 
  • FUCK ME
  • FUCK YOU
  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
  • WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
  • I’m so fucKING DONE 
  • WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
  • [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]

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have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition

(via guy)