haha mkay

lolsofunny:

pleatedjeans:

Scary: Opening a vampire’s coffin…

Scarier: Opening an empty refrigerator…

Scary: Watching a horror movie…

Scarier: The DVD freezes up for a second…

Scary: A witch flies by…

Scarier: A wasp flies by…

Scary: Seeing Bloody Mary in the mirror…

Scarier: Seeing a pimple in the mirror…

Scary: The lights go out…

 

Scarier: The Internet goes out…

A few more Scary…Scarier comparisons here

(lol here!)

(via megrapotterhead)

dipshit-orgy:

That moment when you kinda like someone but they’re so so far out of your league that you don’t even understand how they’d be talking to you and feel that every wrong word is just dropping you deeper and deeper into the out of rejection.

berriest:

“this is my…jam,” i whisper with wide eyes, protectively clutching the jar of jam to my chest. “this is my jam.” they will never have my jam.

(via ladytaxidermy)

That moment when you kinda like someone but they’re so so far out of your league that you don’t even understand how they’d be talking to you and feel that every wrong word is just dropping you deeper and deeper into the out of rejection.