everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn.
he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit.
and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies
I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.
We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.
this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.
New favorite cryptid: locals
(via cunningandfulloftricks)
Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?
🚨 CONTAINMENT BREECH 🚨
(via i-am-the-awesome-sperm)
You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??
Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!
Perry spends this episode fixing the wall he put a hole through on the way in
(via journalslutt)
my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking
you cant do that here
(via yourgothboyfriend)
problem with dating apps is having to describe yourself in a way that makes you seem like a person with a rich interior life and sometimes you’re just not that guy. sometimes you’re
just
a guy who takes psychedelics and electrocutes himself constantly. and thats it
Lab Rat speaking to their Therapist
(via journalslutt)
i may be terminally online but at least i have fun and curate my experience to cater to my interests and don’t intentionally seek out things that will make me feel worse and don’t take out my personal issues on strangers on the internet
(via meltingconstellations)
Anonymous asked: what do you think of the moon
I hope it stayes where it is
What the devil are you talking about
this needs to be preserved forever and ever. the impact
(via kid-dicarus)
Sasuke showing more love and gentleness for this fucking dino than any person in the series
He loved that velociraptor more than he did Sakura
(via lollipop-yach)
(via starry-catpaws)
It’s finally here.
After years since SDM had this scene…
…we finally have HD in-depth details on the best vending machine ever, containing:
1. Buns on a pedestal
2. Half a loaf of bread
3. An entire pecan pie
4. An origami pinecone
5. The king’s glasses from Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
6. An entire basket of fruit
7. A whole uncut pineapple
8. A stack of 5 white bread slices
9. An entire turkey
10. A pizza
11. Yet another pizza
12. 1.4 wheels of cheese
13. Foreground sandwich
14. Strawberry cake
15. A wedding cake smothered with cheese
All credit to my sister on the last one… I was at a loss until she said “cheese-dripped wedding cake, or… three-layer beefaroni.”
(via the-space-cows-keep-mooing)
this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*
(via thefifthmarauder)
Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do
also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!
and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh
(via christinamaria20)
everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn.
he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit.
and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies
I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.
We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.
this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.
New favorite cryptid: locals
(via cunningandfulloftricks)
Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?
🚨 CONTAINMENT BREECH 🚨
(via i-am-the-awesome-sperm)
You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??
Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!
Perry spends this episode fixing the wall he put a hole through on the way in
(via journalslutt)
my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking
you cant do that here
(via yourgothboyfriend)
problem with dating apps is having to describe yourself in a way that makes you seem like a person with a rich interior life and sometimes you’re just not that guy. sometimes you’re
just
a guy who takes psychedelics and electrocutes himself constantly. and thats it
Lab Rat speaking to their Therapist
(via journalslutt)
i may be terminally online but at least i have fun and curate my experience to cater to my interests and don’t intentionally seek out things that will make me feel worse and don’t take out my personal issues on strangers on the internet
(via meltingconstellations)
Anonymous asked: what do you think of the moon
I hope it stayes where it is
What the devil are you talking about
this needs to be preserved forever and ever. the impact
(via kid-dicarus)
Sasuke showing more love and gentleness for this fucking dino than any person in the series
He loved that velociraptor more than he did Sakura
(via lollipop-yach)
(via starry-catpaws)
It’s finally here.After years since SDM had this scene…
…we finally have HD in-depth details on the best vending machine ever, containing:
1. Buns on a pedestal
2. Half a loaf of bread
3. An entire pecan pie
4. An origami pinecone
5. The king’s glasses from Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
6. An entire basket of fruit
7. A whole uncut pineapple
8. A stack of 5 white bread slices
9. An entire turkey
10. A pizza
11. Yet another pizza
12. 1.4 wheels of cheese
13. Foreground sandwich
14. Strawberry cake
15. A wedding cake smothered with cheese
All credit to my sister on the last one… I was at a loss until she said “cheese-dripped wedding cake, or… three-layer beefaroni.”
(via the-space-cows-keep-mooing)
this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*
(via thefifthmarauder)
Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do
also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!
and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh
(via christinamaria20)
everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn.
he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit.
and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbilliesI don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.
We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.
this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.
New favorite cryptid: locals
(via cunningandfulloftricks)
Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?
🚨 CONTAINMENT BREECH 🚨
(via i-am-the-awesome-sperm)
You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??
Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!
Perry spends this episode fixing the wall he put a hole through on the way in
(via journalslutt)
my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking
you cant do that here
(via yourgothboyfriend)
problem with dating apps is having to describe yourself in a way that makes you seem like a person with a rich interior life and sometimes you’re just not that guy. sometimes you’re
just
a guy who takes psychedelics and electrocutes himself constantly. and thats it
Lab Rat speaking to their Therapist
(via journalslutt)
i may be terminally online but at least i have fun and curate my experience to cater to my interests and don’t intentionally seek out things that will make me feel worse and don’t take out my personal issues on strangers on the internet
(via meltingconstellations)
Anonymous asked: what do you think of the moon
I hope it stayes where it is
What the devil are you talking about
this needs to be preserved forever and ever. the impact
(via kid-dicarus)
Sasuke showing more love and gentleness for this fucking dino than any person in the series
He loved that velociraptor more than he did Sakura
(via lollipop-yach)
(via starry-catpaws)
It’s finally here.After years since SDM had this scene…
…we finally have HD in-depth details on the best vending machine ever, containing:
1. Buns on a pedestal
2. Half a loaf of bread
3. An entire pecan pie
4. An origami pinecone
5. The king’s glasses from Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
6. An entire basket of fruit
7. A whole uncut pineapple
8. A stack of 5 white bread slices
9. An entire turkey
10. A pizza
11. Yet another pizza
12. 1.4 wheels of cheese
13. Foreground sandwich
14. Strawberry cake
15. A wedding cake smothered with cheese
All credit to my sister on the last one… I was at a loss until she said “cheese-dripped wedding cake, or… three-layer beefaroni.”
(via the-space-cows-keep-mooing)
this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*
(via thefifthmarauder)
Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do
also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!
and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh
(via christinamaria20)
Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?
🚨 CONTAINMENT BREECH 🚨
(via i-am-the-awesome-sperm)
You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??
Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!
Perry spends this episode fixing the wall he put a hole through on the way in
(via journalslutt)
my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking
you cant do that here
(via yourgothboyfriend)
problem with dating apps is having to describe yourself in a way that makes you seem like a person with a rich interior life and sometimes you’re just not that guy. sometimes you’re
just
a guy who takes psychedelics and electrocutes himself constantly. and thats it
Lab Rat speaking to their Therapist
(via journalslutt)
i may be terminally online but at least i have fun and curate my experience to cater to my interests and don’t intentionally seek out things that will make me feel worse and don’t take out my personal issues on strangers on the internet
(via meltingconstellations)
Anonymous asked: what do you think of the moon
I hope it stayes where it is
What the devil are you talking about
this needs to be preserved forever and ever. the impact
(via kid-dicarus)
Sasuke showing more love and gentleness for this fucking dino than any person in the series
He loved that velociraptor more than he did Sakura
(via lollipop-yach)
(via starry-catpaws)
It’s finally here.After years since SDM had this scene…
…we finally have HD in-depth details on the best vending machine ever, containing:
1. Buns on a pedestal
2. Half a loaf of bread
3. An entire pecan pie
4. An origami pinecone
5. The king’s glasses from Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
6. An entire basket of fruit
7. A whole uncut pineapple
8. A stack of 5 white bread slices
9. An entire turkey
10. A pizza
11. Yet another pizza
12. 1.4 wheels of cheese
13. Foreground sandwich
14. Strawberry cake
15. A wedding cake smothered with cheese
All credit to my sister on the last one… I was at a loss until she said “cheese-dripped wedding cake, or… three-layer beefaroni.”
(via the-space-cows-keep-mooing)
this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*
(via thefifthmarauder)
Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do
also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!
and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh
(via christinamaria20)
You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??
Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!
Perry spends this episode fixing the wall he put a hole through on the way in
(via journalslutt)
my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking
you cant do that here
(via yourgothboyfriend)
problem with dating apps is having to describe yourself in a way that makes you seem like a person with a rich interior life and sometimes you’re just not that guy. sometimes you’re
just
a guy who takes psychedelics and electrocutes himself constantly. and thats it
Lab Rat speaking to their Therapist
(via journalslutt)
i may be terminally online but at least i have fun and curate my experience to cater to my interests and don’t intentionally seek out things that will make me feel worse and don’t take out my personal issues on strangers on the internet
(via meltingconstellations)
Anonymous asked: what do you think of the moon
I hope it stayes where it is
What the devil are you talking about
this needs to be preserved forever and ever. the impact
(via kid-dicarus)
Sasuke showing more love and gentleness for this fucking dino than any person in the series
He loved that velociraptor more than he did Sakura
(via lollipop-yach)
(via starry-catpaws)
It’s finally here.After years since SDM had this scene…
…we finally have HD in-depth details on the best vending machine ever, containing:
1. Buns on a pedestal
2. Half a loaf of bread
3. An entire pecan pie
4. An origami pinecone
5. The king’s glasses from Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
6. An entire basket of fruit
7. A whole uncut pineapple
8. A stack of 5 white bread slices
9. An entire turkey
10. A pizza
11. Yet another pizza
12. 1.4 wheels of cheese
13. Foreground sandwich
14. Strawberry cake
15. A wedding cake smothered with cheese
All credit to my sister on the last one… I was at a loss until she said “cheese-dripped wedding cake, or… three-layer beefaroni.”
(via the-space-cows-keep-mooing)
this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*
(via thefifthmarauder)
Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do
also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!
and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh
(via christinamaria20)
my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking
you cant do that here
(via yourgothboyfriend)
problem with dating apps is having to describe yourself in a way that makes you seem like a person with a rich interior life and sometimes you’re just not that guy. sometimes you’re
just
a guy who takes psychedelics and electrocutes himself constantly. and thats it
Lab Rat speaking to their Therapist
(via journalslutt)
i may be terminally online but at least i have fun and curate my experience to cater to my interests and don’t intentionally seek out things that will make me feel worse and don’t take out my personal issues on strangers on the internet
(via meltingconstellations)
Anonymous asked: what do you think of the moon
I hope it stayes where it is
What the devil are you talking about
this needs to be preserved forever and ever. the impact
(via kid-dicarus)
Sasuke showing more love and gentleness for this fucking dino than any person in the series
He loved that velociraptor more than he did Sakura
(via lollipop-yach)
(via starry-catpaws)
It’s finally here.After years since SDM had this scene…
…we finally have HD in-depth details on the best vending machine ever, containing:
1. Buns on a pedestal
2. Half a loaf of bread
3. An entire pecan pie
4. An origami pinecone
5. The king’s glasses from Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
6. An entire basket of fruit
7. A whole uncut pineapple
8. A stack of 5 white bread slices
9. An entire turkey
10. A pizza
11. Yet another pizza
12. 1.4 wheels of cheese
13. Foreground sandwich
14. Strawberry cake
15. A wedding cake smothered with cheese
All credit to my sister on the last one… I was at a loss until she said “cheese-dripped wedding cake, or… three-layer beefaroni.”
(via the-space-cows-keep-mooing)
this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*
(via thefifthmarauder)
Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do
also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!
and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh
(via christinamaria20)
problem with dating apps is having to describe yourself in a way that makes you seem like a person with a rich interior life and sometimes you’re just not that guy. sometimes you’re just a guy who takes psychedelics and electrocutes himself constantly. and thats it
Lab Rat speaking to their Therapist
(via journalslutt)
i may be terminally online but at least i have fun and curate my experience to cater to my interests and don’t intentionally seek out things that will make me feel worse and don’t take out my personal issues on strangers on the internet
(via meltingconstellations)
Anonymous asked: what do you think of the moon
I hope it stayes where it is
What the devil are you talking about
this needs to be preserved forever and ever. the impact
(via kid-dicarus)
Sasuke showing more love and gentleness for this fucking dino than any person in the series
He loved that velociraptor more than he did Sakura
(via lollipop-yach)
(via starry-catpaws)
It’s finally here.After years since SDM had this scene…
…we finally have HD in-depth details on the best vending machine ever, containing:
1. Buns on a pedestal
2. Half a loaf of bread
3. An entire pecan pie
4. An origami pinecone
5. The king’s glasses from Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
6. An entire basket of fruit
7. A whole uncut pineapple
8. A stack of 5 white bread slices
9. An entire turkey
10. A pizza
11. Yet another pizza
12. 1.4 wheels of cheese
13. Foreground sandwich
14. Strawberry cake
15. A wedding cake smothered with cheese
All credit to my sister on the last one… I was at a loss until she said “cheese-dripped wedding cake, or… three-layer beefaroni.”
(via the-space-cows-keep-mooing)
this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*
(via thefifthmarauder)
Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do
also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!
and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh
(via christinamaria20)
i may be terminally online but at least i have fun and curate my experience to cater to my interests and don’t intentionally seek out things that will make me feel worse and don’t take out my personal issues on strangers on the internet
(via meltingconstellations)
what do you think of the moon
I hope it stayes where it is
What the devil are you talking about
this needs to be preserved forever and ever. the impact
(via kid-dicarus)
Sasuke showing more love and gentleness for this fucking dino than any person in the series
He loved that velociraptor more than he did Sakura
(via lollipop-yach)
(via starry-catpaws)
It’s finally here.After years since SDM had this scene…
…we finally have HD in-depth details on the best vending machine ever, containing:
1. Buns on a pedestal
2. Half a loaf of bread
3. An entire pecan pie
4. An origami pinecone
5. The king’s glasses from Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
6. An entire basket of fruit
7. A whole uncut pineapple
8. A stack of 5 white bread slices
9. An entire turkey
10. A pizza
11. Yet another pizza
12. 1.4 wheels of cheese
13. Foreground sandwich
14. Strawberry cake
15. A wedding cake smothered with cheese
All credit to my sister on the last one… I was at a loss until she said “cheese-dripped wedding cake, or… three-layer beefaroni.”
(via the-space-cows-keep-mooing)
this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*
(via thefifthmarauder)
Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do
also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!
and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh
(via christinamaria20)
this needs to be preserved forever and ever. the impact
(via kid-dicarus)
Sasuke showing more love and gentleness for this fucking dino than any person in the series
He loved that velociraptor more than he did Sakura
(via lollipop-yach)
(via starry-catpaws)
It’s finally here.After years since SDM had this scene…
…we finally have HD in-depth details on the best vending machine ever, containing:
1. Buns on a pedestal
2. Half a loaf of bread
3. An entire pecan pie
4. An origami pinecone
5. The king’s glasses from Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
6. An entire basket of fruit
7. A whole uncut pineapple
8. A stack of 5 white bread slices
9. An entire turkey
10. A pizza
11. Yet another pizza
12. 1.4 wheels of cheese
13. Foreground sandwich
14. Strawberry cake
15. A wedding cake smothered with cheese
All credit to my sister on the last one… I was at a loss until she said “cheese-dripped wedding cake, or… three-layer beefaroni.”
(via the-space-cows-keep-mooing)
this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*
(via thefifthmarauder)
Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do
also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!
and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh
(via christinamaria20)
Sasuke showing more love and gentleness for this fucking dino than any person in the series
He loved that velociraptor more than he did Sakura
(via lollipop-yach)
(via starry-catpaws)
It’s finally here.After years since SDM had this scene…
…we finally have HD in-depth details on the best vending machine ever, containing:
1. Buns on a pedestal
2. Half a loaf of bread
3. An entire pecan pie
4. An origami pinecone
5. The king’s glasses from Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
6. An entire basket of fruit
7. A whole uncut pineapple
8. A stack of 5 white bread slices
9. An entire turkey
10. A pizza
11. Yet another pizza
12. 1.4 wheels of cheese
13. Foreground sandwich
14. Strawberry cake
15. A wedding cake smothered with cheese
All credit to my sister on the last one… I was at a loss until she said “cheese-dripped wedding cake, or… three-layer beefaroni.”
(via the-space-cows-keep-mooing)
this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*
(via thefifthmarauder)
Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do
also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!
and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh
(via christinamaria20)
(via starry-catpaws)
It’s finally here.After years since SDM had this scene…
…we finally have HD in-depth details on the best vending machine ever, containing:
1. Buns on a pedestal
2. Half a loaf of bread
3. An entire pecan pie
4. An origami pinecone
5. The king’s glasses from Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
6. An entire basket of fruit
7. A whole uncut pineapple
8. A stack of 5 white bread slices
9. An entire turkey
10. A pizza
11. Yet another pizza
12. 1.4 wheels of cheese
13. Foreground sandwich
14. Strawberry cake
15. A wedding cake smothered with cheese
All credit to my sister on the last one… I was at a loss until she said “cheese-dripped wedding cake, or… three-layer beefaroni.”
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this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*
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Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do
also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!
and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh
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After years since SDM had this scene…
…we finally have HD in-depth details on the best vending machine ever, containing:
1. Buns on a pedestal
2. Half a loaf of bread
3. An entire pecan pie
4. An origami pinecone
5. The king’s glasses from Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town
6. An entire basket of fruit
7. A whole uncut pineapple
8. A stack of 5 white bread slices
9. An entire turkey
10. A pizza
11. Yet another pizza
12. 1.4 wheels of cheese
13. Foreground sandwich
14. Strawberry cake
15. A wedding cake smothered with cheese
All credit to my sister on the last one… I was at a loss until she said “cheese-dripped wedding cake, or… three-layer beefaroni.”
(via the-space-cows-keep-mooing)
this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*
(via thefifthmarauder)
Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do
also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!
and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh
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this one is for retail workers *hits all customers with my honda*
(via thefifthmarauder)
Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do
also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!
and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh
(via christinamaria20)
Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do
also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!
and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh
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